Bring on the dancing girls: Go Robo!

Your iThing now controls a giant dancing robot running away from dancing girls. Wait, hang on, that’s not my joke, that’s Ortoslon’s. I’ll leave that sort of thing to him.

Me, I’ll stick with the dancing girls and the dancing robots in what appears to be a bit of a “things that Bob likes greatest hits”.

Giant robots? Check. Slightly glowy play area? Check. Lasers? Check. Girls that dance well? Check. Amaze-o music? Check. Cheap? Check. Playable in the palm of your hand? Double check. Big speakers that drop on your face? Oh yes. Check.

It’s only a cat short of perfection by my count.

Someone come and knock me off the top spot.

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Tiny Stomp

Your mouse now controls giant feet. Trample as many helpless critters as you can in the allotted time but try not to hurt yourself by stepping on pointy hats or walking like a drunkard.

Play Tiny Stomp

via Free Indie Games

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Roar Rampage

Your mouse now controls a giant arm. Punch buildings, punch helicopters, punch tanks, block missiles. By punching them, natch.

Play Roar Rampage

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Horace Goes Tripping:Super Ski Runner

Coming with quite possibly one of the worst sales pitches you could manage (“publishers won’t touch it” doesn’t quite work on the THE FILM THEY TRIED TO BAN scale given what videogame publishers punt out there) is Super Ski Runner. It’s like this on that. On drugs. With a Horace and some skis. On drugs. With no Horace.

It’s out in on the 20th and pay what you want on Windows/Mac. On drugs.

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Round Up 14-04-2012

It must be the weekend, it’s round up time! A handy quick glance list to help you rummage through all the games we’ve posted this week. We’ve posted old games, we’ve posted new games, we’ve posted lots of great games.

Gander ye do…

Genetos (PC)
Run Away (XBLIG)
Space Cabbage (PC)
De Toren (PC)
Destructivator (PC)
Five A Day (iThings)
fAde (Browser/Processing)
Boonce (Windows Phone)
Morskoi Boi (Browser) – check the comments for a couple more!
Electro Man (Windows)
The Guardian Legend Remake (Windows)
Star Command (Coming Soon to iThings)
Fireball SE (iThings/Windows/Mac/Xbox360)
Zaga 33 (Windows/Mac/iOS)
Spheres Of Chaos 2012 (Windows)
AVSEQ (Windows/Mac)
The Dark Gyration (Windows)

Don’t forget, you can mail or tweet us with your games if you’d like us to take a look. See the sidebar for all the details.

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My Eyes: The Dark Gyration

You are good. You must avoid all contact with darkness.
You cannot go outside the outer red ring, or the viewable room. You CAN go inside the inner red ring. This will give you bonus points but is also where main enemies spawn, so watch it!

A 6 hour project from Nal. Watch your brain.

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The Noises In My Head:AVSeq

Quite surprised that AVSeq wasn’t more of a thing than it was. It made all the right noises, it had a demo, it had a reasonably fair price yet it seemed to get released and then… well, that’s about it. Unless I’ve missed some secret cabal of AVSeq players somewhere.

Match up atoms, make pretty noises. It’s a bit Rez-styled, it’s a bit Lumines at heart but it’s entirely its own thing and its thing is a good thing. A very good thing. A very hypnotic good thing.

Maybe when it hits Steam, it’ll reach the audience it deserves. In the meantime, here’s a small nudge to the rest of you to check it out. The demo is free, the game is cheap.

Here is a video. It makes less sense to watch than the game does to play.

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Goodbye Eyes. Goodbeyes. Spheres Of Chaos 2012

How much is too much? Probably Spheres Of Chaos Much.

How much footage is too much footage? This much footage.

Spheres of Chaos 2012 is almost here. This is what it looks like:

I’ve been waiting 4 years for this so you can paint me in so many shades of super excited whilst I mouth radiophonic workshop noises at you.

In the meanwhile, the original is free and you should play it. Listen to this man, he is wise.

UPDATE: It is out. It is astoundingly Spheres Of Chaos-y. Don’t hit the warp without hitting the brakes. It’s $5.99. It’s worth *every* penny.

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Zaga-33

Zaga-33 is a coffeebreak roguelike so tense and minimal it feels like a boardgame. You can walk, attack enemies by bumping into them, and pick up and use one-off items, that’s it. Your hit points don’t recover on their own, enemies never miss and don’t level you up, so fights are best avoided. Fortunately, most enemies have exploitable quirks: some, for example, are myopic; others overshoot when charging at you. Items matter as well: most last-level deaths can be traced to wasting nukes, drones and freezers early on.

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I wish I was a spaceman: Fireball SE

I wouldn’t have been able to resist adding a 5 on the end of the title myself but that’s me. And also just one of many reasons why I’m not allowed to name things too often. It ends in trouble.

Fireball is one of my personal favourites from the Radian Games arcade-game-things collection. It’s a take on Geometry Wars pacifism mode with a bit of Every Extend thrown in for good measure. And if that means nothing to you whatsoever, try “it’s a bit good, ok?”.

You’re a fireball in an arena. Things are trying to kill you. Luckily there’s some explosive things also floating about the place. Hit the explosives to buy yourself time between waves to not die. Collect the debris for prizes and points. Smile lots.

Anyway, it’s been lurking around a while in various forms. First on XBLIG then on PC/Mac and now it’s snuck onto iOS so you can do some dodging with your fingers.

Do make sure you change the sticks to floating in the settings or you end up with one of those hellish iOS fixed virtual stick things that no-one human can use yet still people persist with putting them in games. Screenshot is from the PC version because someone scribbled on the iOS ones. Don’t scribble on screenshots, folks.

See you on the scoreboards?

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The Best Trailer: Star Command

I think we can all agree that you’d be hard pressed to find a better videogame trailer than this.

Stick with it…

via the eternally lovely Alex

Game site here!

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Another Legend: Guardian Legend

The Guardian Legend Remake is a remake of The Guardian Legend.

It looks a bit like this…

As far as I can tell, work is still ongoing but not a bad start at all.

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