Your iThing now controls a giant dancing robot running away from dancing girls. Wait, hang on, that’s not my joke, that’s Ortoslon’s. I’ll leave that sort of thing to him.
Me, I’ll stick with the dancing girls and the dancing robots in what appears to be a bit of a “things that Bob likes greatest hits”.
Giant robots? Check. Slightly glowy play area? Check. Lasers? Check. Girls that dance well? Check. Amaze-o music? Check. Cheap? Check. Playable in the palm of your hand? Double check. Big speakers that drop on your face? Oh yes. Check.
It’s only a cat short of perfection by my count.